One choice. Two paths. gothic goodness or femboy fantasies.
Step into the simulation with the "Choose Wisely – Wifey Edition" tee — a chaotic blend of Matrix-core aesthetics, gothic energy, and meme-fueled decision fatigue. Will you simp for the blue-haired chaos demon or kneel for the cat-eared cuddle cultist? The choice is yours, but remember: only one leads to dinner made and your location sent without asking.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
